STARGATE

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Now you might think that STARGATE is just a TV show, but Squish knows better and he really did work for Stargate Command.

Unfortunatley due to offical secrets act and the fact Squish had to sign a non-disclosure agreement, we don't know what he did.

We do know he commanded the Hogsquad, an elite band of trained hedgehogs, who actually drove the M.A.L.P. advance survey vehicles to other worlds. Vehicles that people had always had assumed were remotely controlled from Stargate Command.

We also know Squish left after a couple of 'incidents' one was to do with a gun, the other we don't know about and he ain't telling.

But he got a couple of nice medals out of it.
However he ate them after he found out they were chocolate and could peel the gold foil off them!

(look just don't tell anybody we told you the US really does have a Stargate under a mountain - it's supposed to be a secret and 'they' might be upset with us if they find out we said anything!)