MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Hello again, sorry for not posting for a while but been a bit busy, getting ready for my favorite time of year and i've been a very good hedgehog this year so i'm bound to get loads of pressies!!

Well it's been a good year, i've got this blog started to record all my adventures (next year i'll try and update it more often promise) and my plans to take over the world continue quite nicely.

Well have a nice Christmas and i hope you like the picture of me and my adopted bro Rocket.

Luv Squish.

PS As a chrissie pressie for you heres another of my bands songs:

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This is Squish’s Christmas number one contender, he says he’s been good, it’s the age old tale of good hedgehog gets no presents and goes gunning for Santa, ‘nuff said:

"We deserve all the best present's ('cause we've been nicer than you's!) So Santa get here right NOW!"

Words: HogGod
Tune: Delilah - Tom Jones (twice through the verse then the chorus each time, assuming we remember the tune correctly)

He comes in the night and then he climbs down your chimney’s (la-la-la-la)
Leaves you your toys but only if you haven’t being naughty (have to be good)
But if you’ve been bad-ad,
Well then you’re in trouble and you’ll get nothing at all.

Well one time I woke to find that he’d left me nothing (la-la-la-la)
Surely some mistake, as I had only ever been good (oh yes I had!)
I went to find him
I set off to follow his tracks out in the snow-oh

Chorus
We deserve all the best present's ('cause we've been nicer than you's)
We deserve all the best present's (oh yes we do!)
So come on down, our chimney all nice and round
And give us our presents, So Santa you get here right NOW!

I chased him cross town that big red suited bloater (la-la-la-la)
How dare that he miss me, I would go sort him out (oh yes i would)
I gain-ned on his flying sle-igh
Rudolph and chums were not going to outrun me (no sir-ee!)

I said I’d been good as I finally caught him up on the rooftops (la-la-la-la)
He said that I hadn’t and thus I was getting nothing (but that's a lie)
He stood there laughing (Ho, Ho, Ho!)
I grabbed the sack from his hand and he laughed no more-ore!

Chorus
We deserve all the best present's ('cause we've been nicer than you's)
We deserve all the best present's (oh yes we do!)
So come on down, our chimney all nice and round
And give us our presents, Oy! Santa you get here right NOW!

I jumped in his sleight and then I took off with out him (la-la-la-la)
I left him right there and boy he was quite mad (oh hecky thump)
His face turned as red as his su-uit
It occurred to me then that I might be being a *bit* bad

I took back the sleigh and then apologised profusely (la-la-la-la)
Said sorry I’d snapped but I really had only being good (really i had)
He was still a little mad-ad
Forgive me oh Santa I will not be bad anymore-ore!

Chorus
We deserve all the best present's ('cause we've been nicer than you's)
We deserve all the best present's (oh yes we do!)
So come on down, our chimney all nice and round
And give us our presents, Oy! Santa you get here right NOW!

He looked at his list and then he went all a white-ite (la-la-la-la)
Said now too he was sorry and that I had being quite right-ight (la-la-la-la)
There’d been a mix up
I should never have being missed and the elves had got all confused-used

He looked in his sack and finally found me my presents (la-la-la-la)
But I gave him one back in penance for stealing his sleigh (least i could do)
He then let me ride for the rest of his round-ound
Now me, Rudolph and Santa were all now best mates-ates

Chorus
We deserved some nice presents ('cause we've been nice all year)
We have earned some nice present's (please we do!)
So come on down, our chimney all nice and round
And Santa, dear Santa please leave a little something for me!

And Santa, dear Santa please leave a little something for me-eeeeee!

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